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LAST Updated: 7/27/25 16:30
YOUR HOST: Esther
Klinktoast-Houstonhousen, a hypothetical Quintuple Emerald Gold Life Master (20+ million ACBL Masterpoints), who
vacillates between insisting on being called "Ms. Klinktoast-Houstonhousen," and "Esther, because I am so warm and
caring," and who in her downloadable lesson dialogs torments (usually, but not always) her earnest
bridge student, Bruce.
Return to the "Esther Bridge Lessons" website.
Go to the "Esther Bridge 'Pop' Quizzes" website.
Go to the "Bridge Bruce's Way ('BBW') Introductory (but
Sophisticated) Lessons" website.

         
Bruce Thompson is a retired university professor. He taught graduate students at the University of New Orleans
applied statistics for 11 years. He then moved to Texas A&M University (TAMU), where he taught applied statistics again
to graduate students for 27 years. He retired in 2016 holding the academic titles, Distinguished Professor of Educational
Psychology, and Distinguished Professor of Library Science. He also held academic rank at Baylor College of Medicine
(Houston). If you have an acute, inexplicable, peculiar desire to know more about Bruce, you can watch a video
of him lecturing at the Texas A&M University Writing Center about
"Writing for Scholarly Publication".
         
Upon retirement, Bruce moved to Savannah, at which point he joined the Savannah Duplicate Bridge Club (SDBC). He
subsequently passed the ACBL test enabling him to direct Club games. Prior to the SDBC Club burning down, and the
pandemic, he directed "human" (in-person) Novice games. Each game was preceded by a brief lesson.
         
During the pandemic, Bruce began directing on-line SDBC Bridge Base Online (BBO) 99er games. Because in-person
instruction was not possible, Bruce began writing bridge lessons that could be e-mailed to players. For a couple
of years these went out to roughly 60 players on a weekly or bi-weekly basis. This led to the creation by Bruce of
Esther.
         
Because the "Esther Bridge Lessons" were written over the course of a multi-year pandemic, there are lot and lots
and lots of them! So, check back frequently, if not hourly, to see if more lessons
have been uploaded by Bruce. As Esther recently opined, "Bruce, you Malodorous Misanthrope, if you
really cared about novice and rising bridge players, you would stop sleeping, and eating, and focus instead
on writing, and uploading!"

         
Esther Klinktoast-Houstonhousen is a Quintuple Gold Emerald Life Master (20 Million+ ACBL MasterPoints),
who engages in dialogs with Bruce about various duplicate bridge topics. These dialogs thus create the "Esther
Bridge Lessons", which typically run 3 to 7 pages in length. Most include duplicate bridge Boards or Hands.
         
Esther, as you can see in her lessons, seems to constantly vacillate between adamantly demanding to be
called "Ms. Klinktoast-Houstonhousen", or at other times, "Esther", because she is "a warm and caring person."
Notwithstanding this vacillation, Esther at least is consistent in her alliterative amalgamation of constantly insulting
her interlocuter, Bruce, in these humorous, but also insightful lessons replete with bridge wisdom!
         
The "Esther Bridge Lessons" are copyrighted by Bruce. However, interested persons are granted
permission to reproduce any lesson for non-profit, personal use.The publication, or the
re-publication, of any Esther or other lesson linked here is expressly prohibited, unless pritten written
permission is obtained. This is so that Esther can track the use and impact of these quite substantial efforts.